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Feb. 22nd, 2015 | 09:45 pm

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Incestuous Cross-country Shenanigans

Oct. 6th, 2014 | 12:13 pm

Title: Incestuous Cross-country Shenanigans
Author: pissedoffeskimo
Fandom: Supernatural
Pairing: primary pairing Dean/Sam; various others mentioned
Rating: Mature
Warning: Wincest; John’s Dubious Parenting Skills; Transvestite Hookers; Cross Dressing; Mentions of Bestiality; Prank Wars; humor bordering on crack
Disclaimer: All credits to Kripke & Co. for his marvelous creations.

Summary: Companion pieces to The Funnies. The Funnies are a series of episodic script play that I do for every episode, wherein everyone is having sex with everyone else, especially Dean. The companion pieces work in and around the series and answer many compelling questions. Such as, what the hell did happen with Frank the Goat and what exactly does the Great Wendigo Hunt of 1995 have to do with anything?

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Aug. 31st, 2014 | 10:46 pm
mood: accomplishedaccomplished

So, it's been a very long time since I posted anything personal to this account and only recently that I've made fic-related posts. Not for lack of wanting, but for lack of time and then I'm not even really sure how many old friends still look at or read livejournal anymore. That being said, for those of you who do and are curious, this is what I've been doing with the last six and a half years. It's been busy to say the least.

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The oldest, Aidan, is six and is reading well enough that I'm deeply afraid to open my kindle around him. See my icon, because that will actually happen someday very soon if I don't watch where I put that thing. Emory is four and a bundle of 'don't fuck with me!' All her friends are boys and I was informed the other day that one of them told his mom "Emory is beautiful." No need to get out the shotgun, though, because she keeps them in check all by herself. It's like having a clone. Ethan is the baby and he's the happiest little Lord of Pain I could ever hope for. We call him that, because he likes to bite and hit people and if you tell him not to, he just bites and hits himself instead, all with a smile and a laugh.

So that's been the last six years for me. Obviously, there's more to it, but those right there are the important bits.

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Hang On the Ride (Part Thirteen of AllWeHave!Verse)

Aug. 29th, 2014 | 07:53 am

Title: Hang On For the Ride (Part Twelve of AllWeHave!Verse)
Author: pissedoffeskimo
Fandom: Supernatural
Pairing: Dean/Sam
Rating: Explicit
Warning: Wincest; soulless!Sam; manipulation
Disclaimer: All credits to Kripke & Co. for his marvelous creations.

Summary: Without that pesky soul, Sam’s got nothing standing in the way of satisfying his curiosity. Except maybe Dean, but he can handle Dean.

Hang On For the Ride

Note: AllWeHave!Verse: “Dad's disappeared and young Dean is left with no money and no way to take care of his Sammy - so he does what he has to for the money they need. When Sam is taken by vampires, Dean finally asks for help. He and Sam end up living at the Roadhouse (and sharing a bed). But now Dean has secrets he doesn't want to share and, when Dad does show back up again, a lot of pent-up anger.” (summary courtesy of xcziel)

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Flipside (Part Twelve of AllWeHave!Verse)

Aug. 8th, 2014 | 08:32 am

Title: Flipside (Part Twelve of AllWeHave!Verse)
Author: pissedoffeskimo
Fandom: Supernatural
Pairing: Dean/Sam
Rating: Mature
Warning: Wincest; soulless!Sam; manipulation
Disclaimer: All credits to Kripke & Co. for his marvelous creations.

Summary: Sammy doesn’t just smell like a hamburger and he sure as hell doesn’t smell onions. (Set in and around S06E05: Live Free or Twihard)

Flipside

Note: AllWeHave!Verse: “Dad's disappeared and young Dean is left with no money and no way to take care of his Sammy - so he does what he has to for the money they need. When Sam is taken by vampires, Dean finally asks for help. He and Sam end up living at the Roadhouse (and sharing a bed). But now Dean has secrets he doesn't want to share and, when Dad does show back up again, a lot of pent-up anger.” (summary courtesy of xcziel)

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The Misadventures of Peter-Hand and the Lust Boys

Jul. 30th, 2014 | 08:38 am

Title: The Misadventures of Peter-Hand and the Lust Boys
Author: pissedoffeskimo
Fandom: Hook/Original
Pairing: Peter-Hand/Rufi-Ho; Captain Hooker/Charles; Big Chief/Water-Sports
Rating: Mature
Warning: mentions of potential rape/noncon; mentions of underage sexual situations; mentioned of bondage; mentions of pseudo not-quite-cannibalism; parody; humor
Disclaimer: I don't own the movie Hook, everything else is another matter.

Summary: A pornographic parody of Hook. That’s right, you heard me. A pornographic. Parody. Of Hook. Wherein Robin Williams does not play Peter-Hand and Dustin Hoffman isn’t Captain Hooker, but you can go ahead and put a 16-year-old Dante Basco in for Rufi-Ho, because seriously, who wouldn’t? If he were legal. Minds out of the gutter, people. As you read the porn.

The Misadventures of Peter-Hand and the Lust Boys

Note: This is a parody. I do not actually condone underage sex, despite what the vast majority of what I’ve written would suggest. Please take all warnings seriously. I keep it at an R-rating, but some themes, due to their nature, may be considered disturbing, unless, of course, you have a sense of humor and remember that, at its core, a parody is not to be taken seriously.

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Coming Home (Part Eleven of AllWeHave!Verse)

Jul. 21st, 2014 | 08:54 am

Title: Coming Home (Part Eleven of AllWeHave!Verse)
Author: pissedoffeskimo
Fandom: Supernatural
Pairing: Dean/Sam; Dean/OMC
Rating: Mature
Warning: Wincest
Disclaimer: All credits to Kripke & Co. for his marvelous creations.

Summary: Sam had said ‘find a home.’ He’d said to find somewhere Dean ‘belonged.’ The Roadhouse was the closest he’d ever come to that and it was gone. Just like Sam. (Set between Seasons 5 and 6.)

Coming Home

Note: AllWeHave!Verse: “Dad's disappeared and young Dean is left with no money and no way to take care of his Sammy - so he does what he has to for the money they need. When Sam is taken by vampires, Dean finally asks for help. He and Sam end up living at the Roadhouse (and sharing a bed). But now Dean has secrets he doesn't want to share and, when Dad does show back up again, a lot of pent-up anger.” (summary courtesy of xcziel)

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Fate, God, and Karma (Part Nine of AllWeHave!Verse)

Jun. 20th, 2014 | 08:36 am

Title: Fate, God, and Karma (Part Nine of AllWeHave!Verse)
Author: pissedoffeskimo
Fandom: Supernatural
Pairing: Dean/Sam; Ellen/John
Rating: Explicit
Warning: Wincest; mild het (I sincerely apologize)
Disclaimer: All credits to Kripke & Co. for his marvelous creations.

Summary: A light bit of fluff before we get back to the angst.

Fate, God, and Karma

Note: AllWeHave!Verse: “Dad's disappeared and young Dean is left with no money and no way to take care of his Sammy - so he does what he has to for the money they need. When Sam is taken by vampires, Dean finally asks for help. He and Sam end up living at the Roadhouse (and sharing a bed). But now Dean has secrets he doesn't want to share and, when Dad does show back up again, a lot of pent-up anger.” (summary courtesy of xcziel)

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October in Red Lodge 2/2 (Part Eight of AllWeHave!Verse)

Jun. 14th, 2014 | 09:33 am

Title: October in Red Lodge (2/2) (Part Eight of AllWeHave!Verse)
Author: pissedoffeskimo
Fandom: Supernatural
Pairing: Dean/Sam
Rating: Explicit
Warning: Wincest; mentions of underage prostitution; mentions of rape
Disclaimer: All credits to Kripke & Co. for his marvelous creations.

Summary: Vampires. Why the hell did it have to be vampires? (Otherwise known as: Bloodlust 2.0)

October in Red Lodge (2/2)

Note: AllWeHave!Verse: “Dad's disappeared and young Dean is left with no money and no way to take care of his Sammy - so he does what he has to for the money they need. When Sam is taken by vampires, Dean finally asks for help. He and Sam end up living at the Roadhouse (and sharing a bed). But now Dean has secrets he doesn't want to share and, when Dad does show back up again, a lot of pent-up anger.” (summary courtesy of xcziel)

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