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The Misadventures of Peter-Hand and the Lust Boys

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Jul. 30th, 2014 | 08:38 am

Title: The Misadventures of Peter-Hand and the Lust Boys
Author: pissedoffeskimo
Fandom: Hook/Original
Pairing: Peter-Hand/Rufi-Ho; Captain Hooker/Charles; Big Chief/Water-Sports
Rating: Mature
Warning: mentions of potential rape/noncon; mentions of underage sexual situations; mentioned of bondage; mentions of pseudo not-quite-cannibalism; parody; humor
Disclaimer: I don't own the movie Hook, everything else is another matter.

Summary: A pornographic parody of Hook. That’s right, you heard me. A pornographic. Parody. Of Hook. Wherein Robin Williams does not play Peter-Hand and Dustin Hoffman isn’t Captain Hooker, but you can go ahead and put a 16-year-old Dante Basco in for Rufi-Ho, because seriously, who wouldn’t? If he were legal. Minds out of the gutter, people. As you read the porn.

The Misadventures of Peter-Hand and the Lust Boys

Note: This is a parody. I do not actually condone underage sex, despite what the vast majority of what I’ve written would suggest. Please take all warnings seriously. I keep it at an R-rating, but some themes, due to their nature, may be considered disturbing, unless, of course, you have a sense of humor and remember that, at its core, a parody is not to be taken seriously.

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